We all say it, but do we really mean it?

How many times a day? Six ... seven ... eight?
Ten?
Depending how many errands you're running or how many trips to the convenience store you're making, you could possibly hear it a dozen or more times in a single day.
"Have a nice day!"
We hear it.
We say it.

When it comes to football, God passes

He doesn't care, not about football anyway.

Although athletes have long called upon him by name (in vain and otherwise), God doesn't care who wins or loses sporting events.

Not baseball. Not basketball. Not golf, tennis, volleyball, hockey, soccer or badminton. 

Not football.

Of toothbrushes, ceramic mugs and bullies gone by

It's probably the oldest thing I own and I see it everyday.
Every ... single ... day.
Three or four times a day, actually, because I like to practice good dental health.